"I want to marry you and annoy you for the rest of your life."
— (via southboundd)
(Source: fuckyeahmeyn, via theloudestlibrarian)
"One hears it a lot on airplanes: ‘Make sure you have your own mask on, before helping others with theirs.’"
— Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket), upon being asked "What’s your very best life advice?" (via chnsevans)
(Source: man-eatingcat, via letsgoupintothegalaxy)